New url; bobbi-is-a-free-elf

catswithbenefits:

wearing a camouflage condom so she won’t see it cumming

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imaslytherinbitch:

if i’m not supposed to eat late at night why is there light in my fridge

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catswithbenefits:

the only point of a middle name is to let you know when you’re in deep shit

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jesuschristvevo:

my sexual preference is people who are too hot for me

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vvittyurl:

so the duck said put it on my bill

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